A robber’s handwriting was so bad that the store clerk he was trying to rob couldn’t read his note demanding money.
The guy walked into the Family Dollar store and handed the clerk a note. The clerk said he couldn’t read the handwriting and handed it back to the man and asked him to read it to him.
The robber read it:
“This is a robbery, please be quiet. Don’t let your pride get you killed.”
The robber left the store and ran away.