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5 Celebrity Moms We Wish Would Adopt Us

While there would certainly be some negative aspects to having a celebrity as a parent (paparazzi following you everywhere, including on trips to Target, for example) there are some incredible perks too.

Besides what we imagine would be a hefty allowance, these celebrity moms seem like they'd genuinely be great parents.

Jessica Simpson

Jess is mom to daughter Maxwell and son Ace, and we picture her as the one who's always down to take you to the amusement park, the movies, or to play mini golf. Plus, can you imagine the closet Maxwell will have access to when she's older? We're JEALOUS.

I'm so in love #SisterAndBrother #MAXIDREW #ACEKNUTE

76.5k Likes, 404 Comments - Jessica Simpson (@jessicasimpson) on Instagram: "I'm so in love #SisterAndBrother #MAXIDREW #ACEKNUTE"

 

Jessica Alba

She's about to be a mom of three, and we imagine Jessica would be the perfect mom when it comes to empowering her kids and encouraging them to chase their dreams. As an entrepreneur, she's got confidence and business acumen, and that's something important to learn from a parent.

@cash_warren and I are officially going to be outnumbered #babyonboard #herewegoagain ????????????????#blessed????

634.7k Likes, 8,830 Comments - Jessica Alba (@jessicaalba) on Instagram: "@cash_warren and I are officially going to be outnumbered #babyonboard #herewegoagain ????????????????#blessed????"

 

Demi Moore

In terms of genetics, Demi Moore's kids have won the lottery. Seriously, the woman does not age. If you're her offspring, you know you're going to look good until the end of time, no eye creams or serums needed.

Happy Birthday To Me and to the Mama who birthed me 29 years ago!!

34.9k Likes, 492 Comments - Rumer Willis (@ruelarue) on Instagram: "Happy Birthday To Me and to the Mama who birthed me 29 years ago!!"

 

Reese Witherspoon

Reese seems like she'd be one of those moms who accepts you fully, but doesn't take any nonsense. She'll help you deal with friend drama or relationship issues, but if we're talking about bad grades in school? Now that's non-negotiable. Start studying.

Instagram post by Reese Witherspoon * Jul 17, 2017 at 3:00am UTC

250.2k Likes, 724 Comments - Reese Witherspoon (@reesewitherspoon) on Instagram: "#SundayFunday... Napping style. ????✨ #FiestaMoreLikeSiesta"

 

Lauren Conrad

The new mom would throw the best parties. Graduations, Sweet 16s, all of your friends would be so jealous.

It's finally here! I'm so excited to announce that my @lclaurenconrad beach collection just launched ????! The collection has all the swimsuits, coverups and beachy outfits you'll need to get ready for summer. Up until now we only had sample sizes so I wasn't able to squeeze into one of our bikinis for my baby moon, but I lived in the pretty coverups like the one above! ????????????(To see the whole collection click the link in my bio)

368.8k Likes, 2,634 Comments - Lauren Conrad (@laurenconrad) on Instagram: "It's finally here! I'm so excited to announce that my @lclaurenconrad beach collection just..."

 

To quote the all-time classic Mean Girls, these ladies "aren't regular moms, they're cool moms" and their kiddos are certainly lucky to have them.

 

 

Lauren Levine is a freelance writer who has contributed to publications and websites including The Charlotte Observer, U.S. News & World Report, American Way magazine, The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, Bustle, Thrillist, Thought Catalog, and others.