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Apple's Newest iPhone Will Cost HOW MUCH?!

I mean, I can't say I'm shocked. I'm more enraged than shocked. 

We get that having a phone in your pocket is like having a mini computer, but on September 12, Apple will release the iPhone 8 and it will cost as much as a MacBook Air.

The phone will apparently be button free, full screened, and will cost $1,000 whole American Dollars.

The things I could get with that would be ASTRONOMICAL!

Let's think about it:

 

I could get a High-End DSLR so I could launch my photography career.

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Pay my rent AND my electric bill.

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A year's worth of cat food.

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A plane ticket to Hawaii with no stops.

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2+ Years of Netflix, Amazon Prime, Hulu, Kindle Unlimited, and more.

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Even though I really enjoy my iPhone, I don't think I'd want to drop $1k on it outright. I'll stick to my paying of my installment plans so it's less painless, thanks.

 

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