Man Calls 911 On Himself For Drunk Driving

A guy in Florida (of course) call 911 on himself while driving and got busted for a DUI. This dumb ass told the 911 dispatcher he was driving around all night and didn’t know where he was. He also said he was driving around all night trying to get pulled over. After cops caught up to him, he…

Guy Beat Up ATM For Giving Him Too Much Money

We've always hope this would happen to us. An ATM giving us extra money, yes please!!! Well it happened to this guy but he wasn't happy about it. In fact he repeatedly punched the machine trying to stop it from spitting out more money. He was arrested on a criminal mischief charge after the bank…

Guy Falls Asleep In Car With Viagra And Crack

This dude was either: A. Heading to a party B. Coming from a party C. Having a party in his car all by himself Whatever this dude was UP to, he got busted sleeping in his car with Viagra and crack. He even had a crack pipe on his lap when the police found him. He'll…

Guy Blocks Firetruck, Says He Thought They Were Joking

When you see a firetruck with the lights and sires on, you get out of the way because you know there's some kind of emergency going on. Sound pretty simple right? Well this is Black Or White so you already know that's not how things went down lol. This guy jumped in front of the firetruck and…

Deputies Sit Next To Fugitive At Lunch

What are the odds!! A fugitive who was wanted in multiple states got busted after he picked the wrong restaurant for lunch. This guy was wanted for fraudulent business reasons and stopped by Captain D's for a bite to eat. He would've never guessed that while he was there eating, a bunch of deputies would roll…

An Opossum Broke Into A Florida Liquor Store And Drank Bourbon

According to AP News, a liquor store employee in For Walton Beach, FL found an opossum next to a broken, empty bottle of bourbon. They reported the animal was taken to Emerald Coast Wildlife Refuge by a police officer. “A worker there found the opossum up on a shelf next to a cracked open bottle…

A DUI Suspect Offered To Tap Dance For Officer

Officers pulled over a woman for driving without lights. When the officer requested her license and registration, she asked him how to turn off her stereo and began fumbling with it, even though no music or sounds were playing. She also handed the officer a BMW brochure in place of her registration. She failed a series…

Woman Charged For Ringing Up $1,800 Worth Of Electronics For $3.70 At Walmart Self-Checkout

A Florida woman, 25-year-old Cheyenne Amber West, has been charged with several things including felony shoplifting. According to TC Palm she was using the Walmart self-checkout and removed stickers from electronics and replaced them with clearance item stickers. it was reported that the Florida woman retrieved mainly electronics including a computer, video games, controllers, and…