Chick Blames Wind For Drugs Being In Her Purse

Can't believe this excuse didn't work lol. A woman in Florida, of course she's from Florida tried telling a cop that the cocaine in her purse must have blown in there because of the wind. It all started when a car that was swerving in the roadway was stopped by police. When the officer approached the car…

Guy Tells Cop To Smell His Finger For An Alibi

We have now officially heard it all!!! It's actually hilarious that he thought this would work hahaha. So here's what happen. This dude was driving an unregistered car. A sheriff spotted the vehicle and tried pulling him over, but he ignored the blue lights and siren and continued driving. He finally stopped at his crib and ran inside. The…

Lady Charged With Battery After Falling On Goat

Say what??? Ok so she didn't actually assault the goat, but she did assault her nephew! Here's what happen. This lady rolled into the barn to hold a goat, but because she was drunk, she fell on the goat. The nephew helped her up but must have laughed, because she struck him three times in the…

Guy Flips Out On His Mom Over Ham

We swear we saw something like this in the movies?!?! Oh yeah, it was the Wedding Crashers scene with Will Ferrell "Ma the meatloaf!" Anyways this guy took that scene a little to serious and flipped out on his mom about the way she cooked a ham. He got so angry about the way the…

Guy Attacks Another Dog Owner With Tennis Ball Launcher

Imagine this convo in jail. Inmate: "What are you in for?" Big Dummy: "Aggravated battery with a deadly weapon" Inmate: "Damn, what kinda weapon did you use?" Big Dummy: "A Tennis Ball Launcher for dogs" Inmate: "HAHAHAHAHA you BIG DUMMY!!!" So this guy and another dog owners dogs started fighting. The victim tried to separate the…

Guy Steals Neighbor's Peacock

We swear, people will steal anything these days. That's includes a Peacock!! Yeah, you read that right, a guy rolled through a neighbor and stole a Peacock. Police are still looking for this guy, but you can see him on video running around chasing the birds around until he finally catches one. Residents said that despite…