It’s FRIDAY and it’s #NationalTellAJokeDay, so it’s great day!
We thought we’d entertain you with some of the funnies being posted on Twitter. We know you’ve got some good ones, so post them on social media and tag on @WiLD941.
A woman appeared in court charged with attacking her husband with his guitars. "First offender?" asked the judge. "No," the woman replied, "first a Gibson, then a Fender." #NationalTellAJokeDay— Johann Sebastian Fucking Bach (@johannn1685) August 16, 2019
Why did Adele cross the road? So she could say Hello from the other side ????#NationalTellAJokeDay— Larchigirl (@Larchigirl) August 16, 2019
#NationalTellAJokeDay— ❦Ꮰ❦ (@Cute_Cthulhu) August 16, 2019
A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and...…coke”
“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender. The bear shrugged “I’m not sure, I was born with them.”
Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis , and Arnold Schwarzenegger are making a movie about classical composers.— tis me. Nic (@thisismenic70) August 16, 2019
Sylvester Stallone said, "I'll be Mozart "
Bruce Willis , "So.. I'll be Beethoven."
Schwarzenegger announced , "in that case.. I'll be Bach ."????#NationalTellajokeday
A tv weatherman broke both his arms and legs.— Jo (@JoJoFromJerz) August 16, 2019
He had to call in from the hospital to explain the four casts.#NationalTellAJokeDay
How did the rocket lose its job? It got fired! ????— NASA History Office (@NASAhistory) August 16, 2019
Just like @Astro_Christina and @AstroHague, we love a good joke. The astronauts share a laugh in this photo, taken before their Soyuz rocket "got fired" on March 14.
What's your best space-themed joke? #NationalTellAJokeDay pic.twitter.com/ZhgDt1v97j
How do runners send emails? On the sprinter-net. #NationalTellAJokeDay— Gmail (@gmail) August 16, 2019