A guy who had to be high out of his mind, broke into a shoe store and had sex with a sandal. You heard that right. A dude had SEX with a SANDAL!!!!
The police department got a automated call from the store’s security system and when cops got there they saw the front window was broken. When they entered the store, they said “They first saw a shirt and a pair of jeans on the ground while they heard moaning sounds. They went towards the source of the noise and found a naked guy humping a sandal.”
See his mug shot HERE