Drunk Dude Gets Arrested For Cutting Someone Else's Grass

Why couldn't this happen to me?!?!?!? I would've brought him out another beer and said don't forget the back, not called the cops on him. But apparently other people don't think like me lol. Anyways, Franklin, South Carolina police got a call from someone upset that this guy had driven onto their yard and started mowing the…

Drunk Guy Drives Himself To The Police Station

Well this is a first!!! This guy drove through the gates of the station in Pennsylvania and, when confronted by officers, allegedly admitted to being drunk. He told police that he came to the police station because "it was the safest place." When officers tried to give him a field sobriety test, he told them he was "too…