Shoplifter Gets Arrested After Car Runs Out Of Gas

You probably should fill up your tank if you're going to use your vehicle as a getaway car!! This chick stole nearly $1000 in designer sunglasses from a LensCrafters before fleeing to her getaway. Here's the problem, she ran out of gas!!! A officer just so happened to be passing by and stopped to help…

Shoplifter Gets Busted After Going Back for His Bible

For someone who carries a bible around, he apparently didn't pay attention to this: Thou shall not steal!!! This dude tried stealing a bunch of stuff from a Walmart in California after he grabbed a bag, filled it, and then tried walking out. Security grabbed the bag from him, so he took off! You would…

Man Steals Live Crabs By Shoving Them Down His Pants

On this episode of DUMB CRIMINALS... This is not where I'd want to put something with pinching claws but to each his own I suppose. A man in China robbed a seafood restaurant of five live crabs by reaching into the tank and shoving them down his pants. Security footage caught the man in the…

Couple Gets It On In Parking Lot

We didn't realize shopping at Walmart is such a turn on!! Via: The Smoking Gun Minnesota police responding Saturday to a 911 call about a van parked in front of a Walmart entrance discovered a man “performing an oral sex act” upon his wife, who was reclining in the driver’s seat. When a patrolman approached…

Lady Beat Up Her Public Defender

Maybe she doesn't understand what a public defender does!! This lady whose name is Liberty Bell. No we're not kidding, that's her real name. Well she can't stop getting thrown in jail. Earlier this year she got arrested after she locked herself out of a stolen car. Then while she was out on bond, she was…

Dude Steal Lobsters From Red Lobster

What in the crustacean!!! Police in Georgia are looking for this lobster stealer. He's wanted for rolling into a Red Lobster and stealing two lobsters. When he was leaving the restaurant, he reached into their tank and stole the lobsters before driving off. But employees knew who he was and gave police his name. Police…

Naked Man Gets Comfortable In Stranger's Home

Well just make yourself at home why don't you!! Police in Tennessee recently arrested a guy for burglary. Now that's not to crazy, but what he did inside was! So this dude was out cycling at night (so he says) and got a flat tire. He went and knocked on someone's front door. They didn't…