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Instructions For The Tampa Beyonce Concert

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Attention BeyHive, the Queen and her loyal followers have suggestions, better yet instructions for the Tampa Beyonce concert.  We have to get this right and outshine Atlanta, Charlotte and D.C.  This is more than hitting mute at Queen Bey’s demand but let’s start there.  On the song “Energy“, the entire audience is to supposed to go silent.  Not a peep, cheer, scream or any sound.  Some cities like Chicago and Nashville did well.  Throughout the tour, the Queen has dubbed cities like D.C. and Atlanta the winners with their silence on demand.  We cannot fail at this assignment.  This is the first of your instructions for the Tampa Beyonce concert.  Observe.

Now For The Rest

The biggest clout move is the mute challenge but after that, the instructions are more to help with a great time.  Besides binging Bey’s music videos and finding those perfect cowboy boots and sequin hats, there is more advice.  Dress code has been dubbed cowgirl at the club.  Glitter, sequence and western wear are the motif.  Metallic, fringes, and flare are giving that you understand the mission.  Fans who will be partying it up inside Club Renaissance expect to arrive early.  Nope way earlier than that time in your head.  BeyHive loyalists from earlier tour stops say that they were in line for the standing room only space as early as 9am.  The 3 hour show begins at 8pm, so yes, that early.  Remember these instructions for the Tampa Beyonce concert are for the pleasure of the Queen.

Pick Your Intermissions Wisely

Factoring in refreshments, bathroom breaks and time to sit and rest, you have to pick the right intermissions.  The show has many breaks in the entertainment but there is a story arch on the jumbo screens, that carry the tour’s message and theme.  They aren’t long intermissions, maybe 4 minutes each, but missing keys may hurt your heart more than doing the pee pee dance a little longer.  Also while western is the mood, comfort too.  Again these instructions for the Tampa Beyonce concert is to keep it cute but comfortable to enjoy The Queen Bey!

Sexy Above 60 List

This Sexy above 60 list is simply because I’ve been ridiculed about my love for Dame Helen Mirren for years.  Every movie that she’s in, she oozes sexuality and comfort to me.  People laugh constantly.  You know who they’re not laughing at?  50 Cent.  Yeah, same one you’re thinking of.  Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson, in Men’s Health magazine admitted his love for the 78 year old Oscar winner as well.  You can read his opinion here but to quote Fif; “She’s sexy. She’ll look at you, and you go, “Oh s__t!’ I don’t care how old she get…she’s sexy.”  Now I don’t think he’s gonna get clowned for his appreciation but it made me think deeper.  How many ladies am I hot and heavy for, are sexy above 60?

This List Could Easily Be Called “They Can Still Get It”

Listen, if you’ve heard Orlando and the Freakshow, you know that we don’t hold back.  We speak freely and I’m saying it.  There is not a woman on this Sexy Above 60 list that I would not walk in Council Oak with for dinner.  You could find me at the Straz with any of these ladies and I bet we’d get a break on the tickets with our AARP discount.  This list has singers, models, actresses, and one who’s gone from a bikini model to a mogul worth over $500 million dollars.  If you are over 60, welcome to the sexy club.”  Age ain’t nothing but a number isn’t just for the story of Aaliyah.  I’m in love 12 times, although you will learn that I’ve had a crush on one since I was 17 years old.  Much longer than Dame Helen.  It’ll be our secret, so don’t tell her.  Enjoy the sights of the Sexy Above 60 List

Orlando Davis is host of “Orlando and the Freakshow” on WiLD 94-1. He has been with the station for the past 26 years and is the station's award-winning Program Director of the year numerous times, as well as other titles. Working closely with record labels and artists, a lot of Orlando's content comes from those conversations and access. However, helming the Bay's craziest morning show makes way for lots of local influence in what he brings to the WiLD content team. Inside and outside of the studio, O is never shy to share.

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