5 Ideas For Fantasy Football Punishments
The beginning of football season this coming weekend also means the beginning of fantasy football season. Of course, everyone dreams of winning the league, but everyone also has nightmares of coming in last place. Not only is there the shame of having the worst record, but some leagues implement stipulations for the person in last place that make everyone in the league feel as if they had won.
Traditionally, there’s the toilet bowl. A hideous trophy for the person in the cellar to flaunt. However, other leagues have challenges and tasks. I like to call them punishments, and people are getting real creative with them. Some are creative. Others are hilarious. So I made a list of my favorites. Here are 5 Ideas for fantasy football punishments.
The Pancake/Waffle Challenge
The goal is for the loser to stay in a restaurant that serves pancakes or waffles for 24 hours. The only way to make the timer go faster is to eat pancakes and or waffles. For each one, one hour comes off the timer. Add a camera to document the whole thing, and you have one hilarious video to watch with the league at the next draft.
Open Mic
This one has the potential to be funny for everyone involved, but it will most likely turn out to be embarrassing unless the person in last place happens to be a comedian. For this punishment, the loser simply has to do a comedy set at an open-mic night. It doesn’t matter if it’s a packed house, because you will have the league there to support you. IT would make it much funnier if there were more people there to see the trainwreck though.
The Tattoo
This one’s a classic. Nothing says punishment more than something that lasts your whole life. The last place gets a tattoo of the league’s choosing. You can even make it more fun by allowing the person with the most points to choose the tattoo. That way people have more incentives to play for than just a championship.
The Hot Ones Challenge
Other than the tattoo, this is the only punishment that has the potential for pain. Just like Hot Ones, this punishment has to do with hot sauces. Buy the 10-sauce set and have the loser eat 10 wings trying each sauce. Just make sure you have a gallon of milk handy. They will need it.
The Panhandler
You don’t need a camera for this one, but it would be better if you documented it. First, everyone in the league has to agree upon an amount. Next, you all make a sign. Then you give it to the loser and have him panhandle till he gets the amount agreed upon. Want to make it funnier? Require them to wear something funny. Either way, this one will be epic.
Do you have any other punishment ideas? Tell us in the comments