From Congress to Tampa Aliens Arrive
They’re Herrrrrreee
From Congress to Tampa, aliens arrive and one strange being is entirely too excited for the intergalactic meet and greet. In full preparation for the visitors, Freakshow member Rich walked into the studio a lot happier than the alarmed faces of Congress. Shockingly he wasn’t alone. Callers from the Men In Black fans, to supporters of Project Blue Beam all tapped in with excitement. Some detractors made noise also with one texting “what’s U.S. leadership really doing if they’re showing us this?” Strangely enough, that made the most sense! What are they hiding if we’re getting this info? Geez, there goes the nervousness again.
The Facts About The Alien Conversation
The Air Force Major David Grusch didn’t offer any specifics to his claims. That reinforces the conspiracy theorist label, the 14 year veteran wears. While we don’t expect us normal citizens to get the whole tale, you can’t drop bombshell info about an galaxy to galaxy Uber service with nothing else. Also while our government may not be Tommy Lee Jones status with aliens, they are the best at deny deny deny. We know how the “there is no verification of these claims” works. Even if there is, they ain’t running that info on the front page of TMZ. Lastly, it’s pretty elitist for us to find out we’ve been a rest stop for spaceships since the 1930’s and not consider how many other nations are hiding the same thing. Gleek and Meenotq, from the planet Drooptonia passed Dubai, Italy, and picturesque Australia to touch down in Kansas? We’re great but c’mon.
These Are The Top Horniest Cities In America
After being locked down during the pandemic and needing to feel someone’s touch, it turns out we’re all on the same page about one thing. Most Americans are horny! Being in isolation for such a long time it seemed everyone was starved of human touch and affection. Now, that it’s years later, it still seems this one thing hasn’t changed. We’re still all horny and need to have sex. Thankfully, LawnStarter has ranked the horniest cities in America by comparing multiple characteristics which include sexual arousal. Shockingly enough, some cities are more turned on than others. You might automatically think Florida would be the #1 on this list but it’s not.
The Horniest City In America:
The study looked at nine key factors of sexual arousal including the single population, adult content, and sex toy sales. They also surveyed about 800 U.S. adults to check their libido levels during and after the pandemic. It was important to see if they felt the same after the pandemic was over. There are a lot of sexy cities in the world but when it comes to Tampa they were ranked #25 on the list and named one of the sexiest neighborhoods in America. Now you don’t have to buy an expensive plane ticket to check out the most beautiful people. From Miami to LA and even Austin, there are plenty of neighborhoods here in U.S. that are full of the most beautiful people around.
When guys vacation they usually want to go somewhere they know will have the most attractive females and this list has plenty of them. Check out the list of the hottest neighborhoods that have the sexiest people around the country! If you’re good looking you’ll fit right in. You’ve got to see the entire list of the horniest cities because some are shocking…
Orlando Davis is host of “Orlando and the Freakshow” on WiLD 94-1. He has been with the station for the past 26 years and is the station's award-winning Program Director of the year numerous times, as well as other titles. Working closely with record labels and artists, a lot of Orlando's content comes from those conversations and access. However, helming the Bay's craziest morning show makes way for lots of local influence in what he brings to the WiLD content team. Inside and outside of the studio, O is never shy to share.
